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Category: Humor
Three of my favorite things about Japan in one photo
In no particular order, the three things are:
- Cherry blossoms in the spring
- Color-coordinated 3G phones
- Funny old people
(Photo was taken last spring by the Imperial Palace in Tokyo. Unfortunately, I will probably miss the sakura this year.)
Work for a law firm with a sense of humor
Midtown law firm looking for Japanese/English bilingual college graduate with good writing & communication skills both in Japanese and English. No experience necessary. Send resume in English to Barst & Mukamal LLP, 2 Park Ave. 19th FL, New York, NY 10016 ATTN: Mr. Ben Goshi.
Ibuki sticks greasy foot in mouth
Readers of The Japan Times may already have noticed Japan Education Minister Bunmei Ibuki’s controversial statement that “Japan has been historically governed by the Yamato (Japanese) race. Japan is an extremely homogenous country. In its long, multifaceted history, Japan has been governed by the Japanese all the way.” While there is plenty to criticize about this quote (for example, exactly how far back is “all the way?” most of the criticism is really pretty obvious and not that interesting.
However, what has not yet been reported in English is another statement that Ibuki made in the same speech.
According to the Yomiuri:
He went on to compare human rights to butter. “If you just eat nothing but butter every day, then you will develop metabolic syndrome [ed: like diabetes I guess]. Human rights are important, but if you eat too much of it, then Japanese society will develop “human rights metabolic syndrome.”
I would like to thank Minister Ibuki for that delicious metaphor.
The Japanese Tradition
I’m sure everyone has seen the famous Sushi documentary by The Rahmens, but did you know that there actually were others in the series? I found two more on youtube, sadly with no subtitles but still good for anyone who can understand them.
Somebody think of the chickens!
I just glanced at this headline:
And I thought: “How awful!”
Then I thought: “How comical!”
Then I thought: “Wait a minute, my mother has done that before…”
An anthropomorphic Earth in Tokyo, as seen from space
O, the joys of Google Maps! Picture above is the roof of the Shibaura Water Recycling Center, located in Minato-ku, Tokyo, courtesy of the municipal Bureau of Sewerage (click the image to see the Google Maps representation). Why they decided to make their mascot, an anthropomorphic planet Earth wearing a manhole cover and Japan highlighted in red (see below), visible from above I have no idea, but it’s pretty sweet.
True signs I’ve watched too much SNL
When I hear about the death of James Brown I can only think of this:
And when I hear about the death of Gerald Ford I can only think of this:
Self defense ministry
A revision of the Self Defense Agency Establishment Law that will upgrade the agency to ministry status is set to pass the lower house in 2 days and become law in this Diet session. The new entity will be known as “Self Defense Ministry.”
I just hope this isn’t what they have in mind:
The Christian Martial Arts Association is an association of certified Christian martial artists world wide, who have united and become a part of our Lords great commission [ Mat.28: 19-20 ]. To teach certified top quality martial arts of all styles in a christian atmosphere. Allowing each instructor to open or operate a certified top quality martial arts school by the United States only Certified, Registerd Christian Martial Arts Association that will not go against the convictions of their relationship with Christ. Neither to be controlled or bound by a political or governing secular body, but who desires to stay true to the values of the Christian Martial Arts Association. To break down the walls between denominations and styles of born again believers in Christ. If we are truly believers in Christ then there should be no discord between us, but we should be in one accord as Paul wrote in Phil. 2: 2; Fulfill ye my joy, that ye be like-minded, having the same love, being of one accord, of one mind.
