Scientists in China plan to use satellites to track pandas to learn more about their sexual behaviour.
A Chinese-US project will use Global Positioning System (GPS) satellites to monitor panda movements in a reserve in remote Shaanxi province.
It is part of an attempt to understand the panda’s poor breeding record.
Stage 1: We us satellites to track the sexual habits of pandas and calculate the best ways encourage their reproduction.
Stage 2: The panda population explodes.
Stage 3: Our panda masters use satellites to watch US having sex.