BBC reports on the beginning of a disturbing trend

Satellites to monitor panda sex

Scientists in China plan to use satellites to track pandas to learn more about their sexual behaviour.
A Chinese-US project will use Global Positioning System (GPS) satellites to monitor panda movements in a reserve in remote Shaanxi province.

It is part of an attempt to understand the panda’s poor breeding record.

To summarize-

Stage 1: We us satellites to track the sexual habits of pandas and calculate the best ways encourage their reproduction.

Stage 2: The panda population explodes.

Stage 3: Our panda masters use satellites to watch US having sex.

2 thoughts on “BBC reports on the beginning of a disturbing trend”

  1. Talk amongst yourselves I’ll give you a topic:

    NASA could fund 20 trips to Mars if it offered a product that allowed you to watch your neighbors having sex. YES? NO?


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