The current issue of Newsweek apparently contains a large special on methamphetamines, which included what I personally find to be the most unintentionally hilarious web poll of all time.
Have you ever used crystal meth?
Yes 8%
No 90%
I don’t know 2%
Don’t miss your chance to vote before they replace it with the next survey.
True story: I don’t know whether I’ve ever used acid or not.
Also, why no title for this post?