Headline:
Flat Beer Sales Bring Drinks Online At Key Asahi Brewery
Sorry again please??
This is for a story about how one Asahi brewery has had convert its output to soft drinks and “chu-hi” (sort of like wine coolers) due to a slump in beer sales. At first I thought they were selling “flat beer” but then realized that the whole headline was kind of funky.
OK, I’ve been known to write a decent headline once in a while, let me take a shot:
Hops Flops, Pop is Tops.