“Endless Rain” by X Japan is 500 times better than THE ENTIRE BIBLE


OMG it’s true. Anyway, all hail guard dogs:

Panty Thief Forgets Bag, Gets Self Arrested because of Dog that “Wasn’t there before”

The Fukuoka Pref. police, Kasuya Precinct arrested a part-time factory worker of Koga City on suspicion of theft for stealing a woman’s underwear. They confiscated 220 pairs of women’s underwear that were scattered about his apartment.

According to the Fukuoka police’s investigations, the man is suspected of entering the female company employee (25)’s apartment through the unlocked front door, upon which he stole one pair of underwear.

The man ran off in a hurry after being barked at by the woman’s pet canine. The woman, who was in the bath at the time, dialed 110 (Japan’s 911) after she noticed the trouble. It became clear that the crime was the suspect’s doing after receipts for public utilities were found in a bag left at the scene.

According to police, the suspect had infiltrated the woman’s home a few times before since she was the man’s type. He was surprised at the presence of the dog, which had not been there before.

Thanks again ZAKZAK for making me feel better about myself.

One thought on ““Endless Rain” by X Japan is 500 times better than THE ENTIRE BIBLE”

  1. I don’t know about the ENTIRE Bible. I mean, certainly without Revelations there’d be no such thing as heavy metal at all. Then X Japan would have never even existed!

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