I am so sick and tired of reading “serious” stuff that I need to laugh. Behold Something Awful, the site that points out all the ridiculous shit on the Internet:
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3136
This is their feature, FASHION SWAT, where two clever people trade riffs on bad fashion. Read it. Funny excerpts include:
Dr. Thorpe: God, I wish I was raised with a soul. The only thing we get to weep at is particularly affecting Sprint commercials with guys calling their dads to tell them “it’s a boy” or something. There’s no mystery in the world when you’re a white, secular, liberal shithead like you and me.
Zack: I’m pretty sure our soul is composed of a series of toy commercials that ran from 1984-1988. When we die Hasbro does with us what they please.
Dr. Thorpe: I can’t recite the Lord’s Prayer, but I can remember the tune to the “My Buddy” jingle. “My buddy, my buddy, my buddy, my buddy… my buddy and me!”
Zack: Yeah, Matt from X-E will start running a series of Pop Churches for our generation. “For penance say three ‘GI Joe’ themes and one ‘Jem and the Holograms’ theme.”
Dr. Thorpe: That would be truly outrageous.
Forgive the lack of formatting. I’m too tired to think.
My personal favorite is this one.