Conspiracy theory time! Albright and KimOctober 31st, 2005 by Joe Jones |
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Lord Curzon’s post at Coming Anarchy about Hu Jintao’s trip to North Korea reminded me of this shenanigan:
Is is just me, or is there WAY too much resemblance between the two of them? I submit that it can be explained by any of the following theories:
- Kim and Albright are alien beings, sent to our planet by an extraterrestrial race with an eye for messing with geopolitics.
- Albright is a clone created by North Korea’s secret genetic engineering laboratories to infiltrate the Clinton administration and make it unwilling to go after rogue states.
- Albright and Kim are both descended from an unspeakably evil overlord, who may or may not also be responsible for Alan Greenspan.
On a more serious note, living in Philadelphia makes me really hate organized labor. If the President can break up airline strikes, why the hell can’t he break up mass transit strikes, which wreak so much more havoc on people’s lives? I mean, if Bush stepped in and forced the transit workers to go back to work, Philadelphia would go red in 2008, no further questions asked.
October 31st, 2005 at 5:00 pm
Can’t the state legislate them back to work as they are an “essential service”?
October 31st, 2005 at 10:28 pm
Hope you can make it up to NJ via train and join me for a viewing of Saw II!!
November 1st, 2005 at 12:57 pm
If you think Madeline and Kim is scary, try finding a pic of Madeline meeting Boris Yeltsin sometime in late ‘98, or maybe early ‘99. They both looked as though Igor had a role in putting them together.