He’s a knight, even if he can’t be a Master

September 24th, 2006 by Joe Jones
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It’s ridden with clichés and won’t tell you anything that you wouldn’t have already known from reading this blog, but this obituary to Koizumi’s political career, written by the Northeast Asia bureau chief of the Washington Post, was at least kind enough to call the outgoing prime minister a “Jedi Knight.”

Needless to say, I’m assuming that the author ripped this idea from me and Curzon.

So are we reaching the end of Episode III now? Is Mori going to pull Koizumi out of the volcano, slap body armor on him and turn him into a Sith Lord? “Darth Kakuei,” maybe?

UPDATECurzon went straight to work on a Fireworks graphic. I also just recalled that Kim Jong Il was supposed to be the Emperor analog, so… hmm. Darth Bulgogi? I got nothin’...

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  • One Response to 'He’s a knight, even if he can’t be a Master'

    1. ComingAnarchy.com » Blog Archive » WaPo a year behind Joe and Curzon Says:

      [...] Joe points out that the Washington Post is coming a little late to the Koizumi-as-Anakin analogy, but that doesn’t mean we still can’t have some fun with Fireworks. [...]

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