Japanese version of Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force Sentenced to PrisonMarch 22nd, 2006 by Adamu |
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Pervy pedagogue sent to prison after paying 15-year-old with fake cashOKAYAMA —A high court on Wednesday ordered a former junior high school teacher to spend 30 months in prison for buying the sexual services of a junior high school girl using counterfeit money.
Toshihiro Takatsuki, 30, formerly a part-time teacher from Asaguchi, Okayama Prefecture, created 11 fake 10,000 yen notes using a color printer in February 2005, according to the ruling. A few weeks later, he paid a 15-year-old for sex using three of them.
The judge at the Hiroshima High Court’s Okayama branch told the man that buying the sexual services of a junior high school girl and the use of bogus notes were shameful crimes, and that he couldn’t avoid a prison term.
However, the judge handed down a sentence shorter than that previously given by the lower court, saying that Takatsuki had already reached an out-of-court settlement with the woman for using the counterfeit notes. (Mainichi)
March 22, 2006
Lame alliteration in the headline aside, it takes a lot of balls to try paying an underage hooker with fake money. Maybe he should have tried paying with pennies!
Also, the Japanese version of the story contains my new favorite yojijukugo (four-kanji phrase): 偽札売春 (にせさつばいしゅん) “Counterfeit bill prostitution.” Try and use it in a conversation some time this week.
Finally, what kind of “settlement” was reached over the counterfeit notes?! Did she sue him for the money he owed her for the sex? I couldn’t imagine the legal basis for a hooker to sue her john for using fake money. Can anyone explain that to me?

March 23rd, 2006 at 4:30 am
Settlement will probably be compensation to the girl in exchange for not seeking statutory rape charges.
March 23rd, 2006 at 8:41 pm
Carl is a pedophile? I’ve only watched Season 1 on DVD, and he didn’t do anything like that.
March 24th, 2006 at 12:11 am
I think Carl is what we could call an omniphile.
March 24th, 2006 at 1:14 pm
No, but he did once try and pay a hooker with a water cooler jug full of pennies. I think that’s season 3? The one with the futuristic toilet.