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BBC reports on the beginning of a disturbing trend

September 28th, 2005 by Roy Berman		 Mutantfrog

Satellites to monitor panda sex

Scientists in China plan to use satellites to track pandas to learn more about their sexual behaviour.
A Chinese-US project will use Global Positioning System (GPS) satellites to monitor panda movements in a reserve in remote Shaanxi province.

It is part of an attempt to understand the panda’s poor breeding record.

To summarize-

Stage 1: We us satellites to track the sexual habits of pandas and calculate the best ways encourage their reproduction.

Stage 2: The panda population explodes.

Stage 3: Our panda masters use satellites to watch US having sex.

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    • 2 Responses to 'BBC reports on the beginning of a disturbing trend'

    1. Matt Says:
      September 28th, 2005 at 10:25 am

      In Soviet Russia, Pandas watch YOU

    2. Adamu Says:
      September 28th, 2005 at 3:03 pm

      Talk amongst yourselves I’ll give you a topic:

      NASA could fund 20 trips to Mars if it offered a product that allowed you to watch your neighbors having sex. YES? NO?

      Discuss.

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