Steven Seagal: This man is a pimp

February 20th, 2005 by Adamu
Adamu

Fuck Yeah!
Steven Seagal, action star, martial artist, soda salesman, but above all… pimp. Here are just a few reasons why we must all fear and admire Steven Seagal, king of all gaijin:
—He has been married three times and had 5 children with 2 women
—Despite being a Japanophile has three children with Kelly LeBrock
—Is an Aikido master AND a kendo master
—Is a vegetarian
—Doesn’t need an interpreter when making Japanese press conferences
—Plays Jamaican guitar
—Broke Sean Connery’s wrist

The impetus for this glowing post is his his son, Kentaro’s marriage. The actor, currently working in Japan, got married the other day to his father’s former assistant, Malaysian model Intz.
Picture of the son with his wife:
wow
And for good measure, here’s a site by his ex-wife dedicated to his daughter. Here is a sample:
Jackie Chan
With Jackie Chan

You can see some montages of her commercials on the site.

OK, well that’s enough of that. Enjoy!

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  • 7 Responses to 'Steven Seagal: This man is a pimp'

    1. Mutantfrog Says:

      How come Steven Seagal never made a movie with Jackie Chan?

    2. Adamu Says:

      No idea, MF, but I forgot perhaps the most important reason to respect Seagal-sama: he’s FILTHY RICH.

    3. Meatpuppy Says:

      He has six children by three women. Two by his first wife, three with LeBrock and one with his children’s former nanny.

    4. Adamu Says:

      Thanks for the update. Be sure to tell the IMDB as well!

    5. Chan Fan Says:

      I love Jackie Chan. He is great.

    6. Adamu Says:

      Yeah me too.

    7. Mutantfrog Travelogue » Blog Archive » Steven Seagal blames FBI for loss of career Says:

      [...] may know that Adam is a huge Steven Seagal fan (check out his review of Seagal’s incomprehensible Into The Sun), but did you know that the [...]

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